Boffin & Wegg

Mr. Boffin and Silas Wegg, the ballad-monger in Our Mutual Friend (1864-65)

The Logic of the Ballad: An Introduction
Examples of Riddling Ballads

Alan Rauch
Univ. of North Carolina, Charlotte


Riddles Wisely Expounded
(Traditional - A Version of Child Ballad #1)
Recording by Anais Mitchell & Jefferson Hamer


There were three sisters in the north
Lay the bend to the bonny broom

And they lived in their mother's house
And you'll beguile a lady soon

There came a man one evening

late
Lay the bend... And he came knocking at the gate
And you'll beguile...

The eldest sister let him in
And locked the door with a silver pin

The second sister made his bed
And laid soft pillows 'neath his head

The youngest sister, fair and bright
She lay beside him all through the night

And in the morning, come the day
She said, "Young man, will you marry me?"

And he said, "Yes, I'll marry thee
If you can answer this to me"

"What is greener than the grass?
And what is smoother than the glass?"

"What is louder than a horn?
And what is sharper than a thorn?"

"What is deeper than the sea?
And what is longer than the way?"

"Envy's greener than the grass
Flattery's smoother than the glass"

"Rumor's louder than a horn
Slander's sharper than a thorn"

"Regret is deeper than the sea
But love is longer than the way"

The eldest sister rang the bell
She rang it from the highest hill

The second sister made the gown
She sewed it of the silk so fine

The youngest sister, true and wise
They've made of her a lovely bride

And now fair maids, I bid adieu
These parting words I'll leave with you

May you always constant prove
Unto the one that you do love


Jennifer Gentle
or Riddles Wisely Expounded

(Traditional - A Version of Child Ballad #1)
Recording by Gordon Bok, Ann Mayo-Muir,
& Ed Trickett



There were three sisters, fair and bright,
Jennifer gentle, fair Rosie Marie,

Wanted to wed with a valiant Knight
As the dew flies over the mulberry tree.

The eldest sister took him in,
Also bolted the silver pin.

The second sister made his bed,
Placed the pillow right under his head.

But the youngest sister, fair and bright,
Wanted to wed with the valiant knight.

Well, if you will answer my questions three,
Then, fair maid, I would marry thee.

Oh, what is whiter than the milk?
What is softer than the silk?

Oh, snow is whiter than the silk;
Down is softer than the silk.

And what is sharper than the thorn?
What is louder than the horn?

Oh, hunger is sharper than the thorn,
Thunder's louder than the horn.

And what is broader than the way?
What is deeper than the sea.

Oh, love is broader than the way;
Hell is deeper than the sea.

Well, now you've answered my questions three;
Now, fair maid, I would marry thee.


The Devil's Nine Questions
Another Version of Child #1
Recording by Oscar Brand & Jean Ritchie

If you don't answer my questions nine
Sing ninety-nine and ninety,
I'll take you off to hell alive,
And you are the weaver's bonny.
What is whiter than milk?
Sing ninety-nine and ninety;
What is softer than silk?
Say you're the weaver's bonny."

Snow is whiter than milk,
Sing ninety-nine and ninety;
Down is softer than silk,
And I'm the weaver's bonny."
What is louder than a horn?
Sing ninety-nine and ninety;

What is sharper than a thorn?
Sing I am the weaver's bonny.
Thunder's louder than a horn,
Sing ninety-nine and ninety ;
Death is sharper than a thorn,
Sing I'm the weaver's bonny.

What is higher than a tree?
Sing ninety-nine and ninety;
What is deeper than the sea?
Sing I'm the weaver's bonny.

Heaven's higher than a tree,
Sing ninety-nine and ninety;
And hell is deeper than the sea,
Sing I'm the weaver's bonny.
What is innocenter than a lamb?
Sing ninety-nine and ninety;
What is worse than woman kind?
Say I'm the weaver's bonny.

A babe is innocenter than a lamb,
Sing ninety-nine and ninety;
The devil's worse than woman kind,
Sing I'm the weaver's bonny."

You have answered me questions nine,
Sing ninety-nine and ninety;
You are God's, you're not mine,
And you're the weaver's bonny."


Captain Wedderburn's Courtship
Recording by "Great Big Sea"
CHILD BALLAD #46

A noblemen's fair daughter
Came down a narrow lane.
And met with Captain Wederburn,
The keeper of the game
Now my pretty fair miss
If it wasn't for the law,
You and I in the bed might lie
Roll me over next to the wall
Roll me over next to the wall

Now, my dear good man, she said
Do not be perplexed
Before that you might bed with me
You must answer questions six.
Six questions you must answer me,
And I will ask them all
And you and I in the bed might lie
Roll me over next to the wall
Roll me over next to the wall

What is rounder than a ring,
And higher than the trees?
And what is worse than a woman's curse,
And what is deeper than the sea?
What bird sings first, which one's best?
Where does the dew first fall?
And you and I in a bed might lie
Roll me over next to the wall
Roll me over next to the wall

The earth is rounder than a ring,
And heaven is higher than the trees,
The devil curse is worse than a woman's curse,
And hell in deeper than the sea
The lark sings first, the thrush sings best,
Earth is where the dew falls
And you and I in a bed might lie

Roll me over next to the wall
You and I in the bed might lie
Roll me over next to the wall
Roll me over next to the wall

He takes her by her lily-white hand
And leads her down the hall
And he takes her by her slender waist
For fear that she might fall
And he lays her on a bed of down
Without a doubt at all
And he and she lie in one bed
Roll me over next to the wall
And she and he lie in one bed
Roll me over next to the wall
Roll me over next to the wall
Roll me over next to the wall.


I Gave My Love a Cherry;
or the Riddle Song

|| (Traditional Appalachian version
330 in the Roud Folk Song Index)
Recording by Doc Watson

"Animal House" Rendition


I gave my love a cherry
That had no stone
I gave my love a chicken
That had no bone
I gave my love a rare ring
That had no end
I gave my love a baby
With no crying.

How can there be a cherry
That has no stone?
And how can there be a chicken
That has no bone?
And how can there be a ring
That has no end?
And how can there be a baby
With no crying?

A cherry when it's blooming
It has no stone
A chicken when it's pipping
It has no bone

A ring when it's rolling
It has no end
A baby when it's sleeping
It's no crying.


Tumbalalaika
(Traditional Jewish Song)

A young lad stands, and he thinks
Thinks and thinks the whole night through
Whom to take and not to shame
Whom to take and not to shame
((chorus))

Tumbala, Tumbala, Tumbalalaika
Tumbala, Tumbala, Tumbalalaika
Tumbalalaika, strum balalaika
Tumbalalaika, may we be happy

Girl, girl, I want to ask of you
What can grow, grow without rain?
What can burn and never end?
What can yearn, cry without tears?
((chorus))

Foolish lad, why do you have to ask?
A stone can grow, grow without rain
Love can burn and never end
A heart can yearn, cry without tears
((chorus))

What is higher than a house?
What is swifter than a mouse?
What is deeper than a well?
What is bitter, more bitter than gall?
((chorus))

A chimney is higher than a house
A cat is swifter than a mouse
The Torah is deeper than a well
Death is bitter, more bitter than gall


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